18-07-2019, 16:39
(This post was last modified: 18-07-2019, 16:40 by silverbaggie.)
How do you know when elephants have been making love in your garden?
The grass is rolled flat and all the bin liners have gone.
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"Hello and welcome to the Psychiatric Helpline.
If you are obsessive- compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities press 3,4,5 and 6"
The grass is rolled flat and all the bin liners have gone.
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"Hello and welcome to the Psychiatric Helpline.
If you are obsessive- compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities press 3,4,5 and 6"
Some days I'm top dog, most days I'm just the lamp post.