09-07-2019, 15:19
A plastic bag goes to the Doctor. After a thorough examination the Doctor says, " I'm very sorry but I think you've got aids"
" That's impossible", says the plastic bag. "I have never ever had sex".
"Well in that case" replied the Doctor, " your mother must be a carrier".
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A guy walks into a drug store in America and asks for a pack of condoms.
"That'll be $5 with the tax" said the shopkeeper.
"Tacks", the guy exclaims, "I thought that you rolled them on.
" That's impossible", says the plastic bag. "I have never ever had sex".
"Well in that case" replied the Doctor, " your mother must be a carrier".
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A guy walks into a drug store in America and asks for a pack of condoms.
"That'll be $5 with the tax" said the shopkeeper.
"Tacks", the guy exclaims, "I thought that you rolled them on.
Some days I'm top dog, most days I'm just the lamp post.