04-07-2019, 12:38
A 70 year old over-weight man decides to go to a brothel as, he hasn't had sex for many years.
He pays his money and selects a young blonde girl as his partner.
After the usual preliminaries he climbs aboard and starts humping.
After 5 minutes or so he asks the girl, "How am I doing?"
"About 3 nots" she replies.
"What do you mean 3 knots" he asks.
"Your not hard, your not inside and your not getting your money back" she replies.
He pays his money and selects a young blonde girl as his partner.
After the usual preliminaries he climbs aboard and starts humping.
After 5 minutes or so he asks the girl, "How am I doing?"
"About 3 nots" she replies.
"What do you mean 3 knots" he asks.
"Your not hard, your not inside and your not getting your money back" she replies.
Some days I'm top dog, most days I'm just the lamp post.