04-07-2019, 09:46
A newly wed couple were on their honeymoon. Before hopping into bed the bride said to the groom, " Darling please be careful....you know I'm a virgin".
The groom was shocked and replied' " What are you talking about? I'm your third husband for Christ's sake!.
"Well" the bride replied, "my first husband was a psychologist and all he wanted to do was talk about it"
" My second husband was a gynaecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it".
"But I know you'll screw me though; that's why I married a lawyer".
The groom was shocked and replied' " What are you talking about? I'm your third husband for Christ's sake!.
"Well" the bride replied, "my first husband was a psychologist and all he wanted to do was talk about it"
" My second husband was a gynaecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it".
"But I know you'll screw me though; that's why I married a lawyer".
Some days I'm top dog, most days I'm just the lamp post.