03-07-2019, 17:46
The G/F was cooking my dinner as I was on my way home from work last night, She phoned me crying and said, "I'm so sorry babe I've burnt everything".
I said, "It's ok, you'll have to get a Chinese delivered".
She said, "Delivered to where? We have no xxxx house!"
DD
I said, "It's ok, you'll have to get a Chinese delivered".
She said, "Delivered to where? We have no xxxx house!"
DD
Ubique.