27-06-2019, 15:18
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked," Sir would you like to buy a new toothbrush for £10."
Aghast the man said "I should think not, that's daylight robbery".
The salesman seemed hurt " Well then how a bit of homemade chocolate cake for 5p?"
That seemed fair and the man handed a 5p piece to be salesman.
Unwrapping the cake he took a bite.
"Urgh" he cried, "this cake tastes like shit".
"It is" replied the salesman "Want to buy a toothbrush?"
Aghast the man said "I should think not, that's daylight robbery".
The salesman seemed hurt " Well then how a bit of homemade chocolate cake for 5p?"
That seemed fair and the man handed a 5p piece to be salesman.
Unwrapping the cake he took a bite.
"Urgh" he cried, "this cake tastes like shit".
"It is" replied the salesman "Want to buy a toothbrush?"
Some days I'm top dog, most days I'm just the lamp post.