21-06-2019, 15:25
I was on a train this morning, in the loo having a shit, when someone banged on the door and a voice called out "Can I see your ticket please?"
"Not right now." I replied, "I'm having a dump."
"I don't believe you." Said the voice. "Slide it under the door."
"No probs," I said. "The yellow bits are Sweetcorn.
DD
"Not right now." I replied, "I'm having a dump."
"I don't believe you." Said the voice. "Slide it under the door."
"No probs," I said. "The yellow bits are Sweetcorn.
DD
Ubique.