19-06-2019, 16:11
A Police constable makes a desperate call to his local station for backup.
It seems that a little old lady has shot her husband dead because he walked across her newly mopped floor.
"Have you arrested her yet " came the reply.
"No" said the PC.
"Why not"? asked the duty sergeant.
"Because the floor's still wet" came the reply.
It seems that a little old lady has shot her husband dead because he walked across her newly mopped floor.
"Have you arrested her yet " came the reply.
"No" said the PC.
"Why not"? asked the duty sergeant.
"Because the floor's still wet" came the reply.
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