19-06-2019, 16:11
A Police constable makes a desperate call to his local station for backup.
It seems that a little old lady has shot her husband dead because he walked across her newly mopped floor.
"Have you arrested her yet " came the reply.
"No" said the PC.
"Why not"? asked the duty sergeant.
"Because the floor's still wet" came the reply.
It seems that a little old lady has shot her husband dead because he walked across her newly mopped floor.
"Have you arrested her yet " came the reply.
"No" said the PC.
"Why not"? asked the duty sergeant.
"Because the floor's still wet" came the reply.
Some days I'm top dog, most days I'm just the lamp post.