[silverbaggie]

There was a literary conference held in London where the final question posed to the delegates was  "could anybody explain the difference between the words COMPLETE and FINISHED."

Many people tried but without success until a young Malaysian professor came up with a much appreciated definition.

He said " If you marry the right woman then you are COMPLETE. If you marry the wrong woman you are FINISHED."

" However If the right woman catches you with the wrong woman you are COMPLETELY FINISHED.!!!