21-12-2014, 03:13
I woke up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night and I noticed a Muslim terrorist sneaking through my next door neighbour's garden.
Suddenly my neighbour came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantly.
He then dug a grave and put the body in it and covered it.
Astonished I got back into bed.
Lillian, my lovely ex said, "Dingle, what is it?
"You'll never believe what I've just seen," I said, "that son of a bitch next door still has my shovel.
DD
Suddenly my neighbour came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantly.
He then dug a grave and put the body in it and covered it.
Astonished I got back into bed.
Lillian, my lovely ex said, "Dingle, what is it?
"You'll never believe what I've just seen," I said, "that son of a bitch next door still has my shovel.
DD
Ubique.