[Dingle-Dingle]

Joseph and Mary lived in a barn. Mary had just given birth to a baby boy, Joseph was a carpenter by trade but had no work.
On this particular day, after another unsuccessful day at the job centre, Joseph trudges back to the barn on his donkey. He then notices three men on camels carrying parcels and they take them into the barn.

Joseph gets off his donkey, storms into the barn and shouts, "For xxxx's sake, Mary; we've just had a baby, I'm unemployed and you are ordering stuff out of the xxxx catalogue."

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