20-12-2014, 02:47
Beefy`s wife told him she'd leave him if he ever came home drunk again, but there he was down the pub so pissed that he'd thrown up all over himself.
"I'm doomed" he told his mate. "My wife is sure to leave me now!"
"Listen" said his mate "just go home with a £20 note and explain it was not you, but someone else who chucked up over you, and he gave you £20 to pay for the dry cleaning".
So he went home and before his wife could say anything, he explained how a man in the pub had thrown up over him and given him the £20 he had in his hand for the drycleaning.
"Why have you got two £20 pound notes in your hand?" she asked
"Oh" he replied "the other one's from the fella who shat in my pants"
DD
"I'm doomed" he told his mate. "My wife is sure to leave me now!"
"Listen" said his mate "just go home with a £20 note and explain it was not you, but someone else who chucked up over you, and he gave you £20 to pay for the dry cleaning".
So he went home and before his wife could say anything, he explained how a man in the pub had thrown up over him and given him the £20 he had in his hand for the drycleaning.
"Why have you got two £20 pound notes in your hand?" she asked
"Oh" he replied "the other one's from the fella who shat in my pants"
DD
Ubique.