[Dingle-Dingle]

A "modern" Islamic couple, preparing for a religious wedding meets with their Mullah for counselling.
The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave.
The man asks,
"We realize it's tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women.
But, at our wedding reception, we'd like your permission to dance together."
"Absolutely not,"
says the Mullah.
"It's immoral. Men and women always dance separately."
"So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?
"No,"
answered the Mullah,
"It's forbidden in Islam."
"Well, okay,"
says the man,
"What about sex? Can we finally have sex?
"Of course!,"
replies the Mullah,
Sex is OK within marriage, to have children!"
"Allah be praised!"
"What about different positions?"
asks the man.
"No problem,"
says the Mullah.
"Allah be praised!
Woman on top?"
the man asks.
"Sure,"
says the Mullah.
Go for it!"
"Allah be praised!"
"Doggy style?
"Sure!
"Alla be praised!"
"On the kitchen table?
"Yes, yes!"
"Allah be praised!"
"Can we I do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of honey and a porno video?"
"You may indeed."
"Allah be praised!"
"Can we do it standing up?"
"No."
says the Mullah."
"Why not?"
asks the man.
"Because that could lead to dancing."

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