19-12-2014, 03:07
A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.
"Wow!"
comments the midget.
"Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"
Surprised and flattered-the man thanks the midget and starts to move away.
"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request,"
says the little fellow,
"but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them?"
Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says,
"Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump!"
DD
"Wow!"
comments the midget.
"Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"
Surprised and flattered-the man thanks the midget and starts to move away.
"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request,"
says the little fellow,
"but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them?"
Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says,
"Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump!"
DD
Ubique.