18-12-2014, 19:41
There were two little boys elected to be in the school play, each having a small line to recite.
The first boy had to say,
“Oh fair maid, I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope.”
The second boy on hearing this was to say,
“Hark, a pistol shot.”
The night of the play arrived, and the two very nervous boys, each aware that his parents was in the front row, came onto the stage.
Finally, it was time for the first boy to speak, and, being very nervous said,
“Oh fair maid, I have come to kiss your snatch and fill your hole with soap.”
On hearing this, the second boy, even more upset said,
“Hark, a histol spot, a pistol shit, a pit shot, a pot shit, a shit pot, a shit slot, a cow shit…bullshit…..bollocks, I didn’t want to be in the xxxx play in the first place.”
DD
The first boy had to say,
“Oh fair maid, I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope.”
The second boy on hearing this was to say,
“Hark, a pistol shot.”
The night of the play arrived, and the two very nervous boys, each aware that his parents was in the front row, came onto the stage.
Finally, it was time for the first boy to speak, and, being very nervous said,
“Oh fair maid, I have come to kiss your snatch and fill your hole with soap.”
On hearing this, the second boy, even more upset said,
“Hark, a histol spot, a pistol shit, a pit shot, a pot shit, a shit pot, a shit slot, a cow shit…bullshit…..bollocks, I didn’t want to be in the xxxx play in the first place.”
DD
Ubique.