[Dingle-Dingle]

On Monday I received a packet of Ritz biscuits in the post with a note attached;
'THIS HAS BEEN UP MY MINGE!'

Tuesday was a packet of water biscuits, again with the same message;
'THIS HAS BEEN UP MY MINGE!'

And Wednesday a packet of Jacob's with the same message;
'THIS HAS BEEN UP MY MINGE!'

I don't know who it is but they're sending me fc uking crackers.

DD