[Dingle-Dingle]

A University Professor, who was a well known atheist stood on his chair and said,
"If GOD really exists, then let him knock me off this chair".
Nothing happened.
The class was quiet.
"See! Now I'll give it a couple more minutes."
An RE RSM who had been booked to give a lecture later, stood up, strolled over to the professor and punched him in the face, knocking him out cold, then sat back down.
As the Professor came to, he looked at the RSM and said,
"WHY'D YOU DO THAT!"
The RSM said
"GOD was busy protecting my buddies still fighting for your right to say and do stupid shit like this, so HE SENT ME!!"

DD