[Salopbaggie]

My G/F told me women were better at multi tasking than men.
So I told her to sit down and shut up.
Guess what, she couldn't do either !!..

DD    

My wife said men can’t multi task.

I said yes they can, for example when I make love to you I think of my girlfriend.

I get out of hospital soon.

Well I think men can multi-task as well, e.g: they can say to the wife "no love your backside does not look big in that" and keep a straight face at the same time.