[Dingle-Dingle]

Pauline at work accused me of being sexist yesterday because I always whistle at her when she walks into the office but I don't do the same when Frank walks in. So I have taken on board what she said and instead of whistling at her, today I greeted her with 'Morning twat' and dipped my balls in her coffee when she wasn't looking, just like I did to Frank.

…...This equality thing works better than I thought.

DD