01-04-2018, 19:51
After many years of marriage, Beefy has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to Mrs Beef and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. Mrs Beef was dismayed because no matter what she did to attract Beefy`s attention, he’d just shrug her off with some bored comment.
This went on for many months and Mrs Beef was going crazy with boredom. Then one day at a pet store, she saw this big, ugly, snorting bird with a hairy chest, powerful hairy forearms, beady eyes and dribble running down the side of its mouth.
The shopkeeper, observing her fascination with the bird, told her it was a special imported “Baggy bird” and it had a very peculiar trait. To demonstrate, he exclaimed, “Baggy bird! The table!”
Immediately, the Baggy bird flew off its perch and with single-minded fury attacked the table and smashed it into a hundred little pieces with its powerful forearms and claws! To demonstrate some more, the shopkeeper said, “Baggy bird! The shelf!”
Again the Baggy bird turned to the shelf and demolished it in seconds.
“Wow!” said Mrs Beef, “If this doesn’t attract my husband’s attention, nothing will!” So, she bought the bird and took it home.
When she entered the house, Beefy was, as usual, sprawled on the sofa guzzling beer and watching the game. “Honey!” she exclaimed, “I’ve got a surprise for you! A Baggy bird!”
Beefy, in his usual bored tone replied, “Baggy Bird, my arse!”
DD
This went on for many months and Mrs Beef was going crazy with boredom. Then one day at a pet store, she saw this big, ugly, snorting bird with a hairy chest, powerful hairy forearms, beady eyes and dribble running down the side of its mouth.
The shopkeeper, observing her fascination with the bird, told her it was a special imported “Baggy bird” and it had a very peculiar trait. To demonstrate, he exclaimed, “Baggy bird! The table!”
Immediately, the Baggy bird flew off its perch and with single-minded fury attacked the table and smashed it into a hundred little pieces with its powerful forearms and claws! To demonstrate some more, the shopkeeper said, “Baggy bird! The shelf!”
Again the Baggy bird turned to the shelf and demolished it in seconds.
“Wow!” said Mrs Beef, “If this doesn’t attract my husband’s attention, nothing will!” So, she bought the bird and took it home.
When she entered the house, Beefy was, as usual, sprawled on the sofa guzzling beer and watching the game. “Honey!” she exclaimed, “I’ve got a surprise for you! A Baggy bird!”
Beefy, in his usual bored tone replied, “Baggy Bird, my arse!”
DD
Ubique.