21-03-2018, 11:59
I was sitting on the sofa last night reading a book called, “100 ways to please your woman.”
My G/F said, “Don’t bother reading any of that nonsense, you only need to do two things for me and I’ll be the happiest woman ever.
I smiled and said, “Aww, what’s that then?”
She said, “Pack your bags and xxxx off.”
DD
My G/F said, “Don’t bother reading any of that nonsense, you only need to do two things for me and I’ll be the happiest woman ever.
I smiled and said, “Aww, what’s that then?”
She said, “Pack your bags and xxxx off.”
DD
Ubique.