17-03-2018, 13:29
Walked into my local and I asked the landlady if she knew Bob.
'Bob! Who's that?'
You know Bob, one eye.
'No, sorry, never heard of him'
Yes, Bob, you know, one eye, one ear.
'Nobody like that comes in here'
Yes, he does, one eye, one ear, one tooth.
'For the last time, no one like that called Bob drinks here!!!'
He's here all the time, Bob, with one eye, one ear, one tooth, one arm and one leg.
'Right, get out before I throw you out!
I can't believe you don't know Bob, one eye, one ear, one tooth, one arm, one leg and one strand of hair on his head
'What colour is it?'
Ginger.
'Oh! Ginger Bob, I know him!!.
DD
'Bob! Who's that?'
You know Bob, one eye.
'No, sorry, never heard of him'
Yes, Bob, you know, one eye, one ear.
'Nobody like that comes in here'
Yes, he does, one eye, one ear, one tooth.
'For the last time, no one like that called Bob drinks here!!!'
He's here all the time, Bob, with one eye, one ear, one tooth, one arm and one leg.
'Right, get out before I throw you out!
I can't believe you don't know Bob, one eye, one ear, one tooth, one arm, one leg and one strand of hair on his head
'What colour is it?'
Ginger.
'Oh! Ginger Bob, I know him!!.
DD
Ubique.