02-03-2018, 19:09
Women drivers! I was behind one on my way home from work and she indicated to turn left and what does she go and do? She actually turns left! How am I supposed to prepare myself with these effing mind games?!
NOT quite sure if you’re an “adult” yet? If the same friends who used to pressure you as a teen to drink and do drugs now pressure you to eat quinoa, chia seeds and do cross-fit, you’re an adult.
Kids complaining about carrying a heavy bag/backpack to school? Get them to use a doll's pram to take the weight off.
I looked up an old girlfriend the other day. One of the perks of being a gynecologist.
Don't run with bagpipes, you could put an aye out. Or worse, you could get kilt.
Some young kids wanting to debate gun control on Facebook, I’m not going to debate gun control with a bunch of fuckwits who eat washing machine soap and don't know which xxxx toilet they identify with.
Apple is looking to expand its market share among Latinos. No word yet on the release date of their newest device, the iCaramba.
Star trekies. Feel like you're at the helm of the SS enterprise. By driving fast at night when it's snowing...
Put Rice Krispies in your wellies for that authentic sound of walking on snow all year round.
What the xxxx were Electric Eels called before electricity was discovered?
When you are 60, the reasons for wanting to pull your trousers down quickly are completely different than they are when you are 20.
The past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared.
During the winter storms be a good neighbour and go and get next doors prescription.....she’s on some seriously good shit and you will trip your tits off.
DD
NOT quite sure if you’re an “adult” yet? If the same friends who used to pressure you as a teen to drink and do drugs now pressure you to eat quinoa, chia seeds and do cross-fit, you’re an adult.
Kids complaining about carrying a heavy bag/backpack to school? Get them to use a doll's pram to take the weight off.
I looked up an old girlfriend the other day. One of the perks of being a gynecologist.
Don't run with bagpipes, you could put an aye out. Or worse, you could get kilt.
Some young kids wanting to debate gun control on Facebook, I’m not going to debate gun control with a bunch of fuckwits who eat washing machine soap and don't know which xxxx toilet they identify with.
Apple is looking to expand its market share among Latinos. No word yet on the release date of their newest device, the iCaramba.
Star trekies. Feel like you're at the helm of the SS enterprise. By driving fast at night when it's snowing...
Put Rice Krispies in your wellies for that authentic sound of walking on snow all year round.
What the xxxx were Electric Eels called before electricity was discovered?
When you are 60, the reasons for wanting to pull your trousers down quickly are completely different than they are when you are 20.
The past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared.
During the winter storms be a good neighbour and go and get next doors prescription.....she’s on some seriously good shit and you will trip your tits off.
DD
Ubique.