[Dingle-Dingle]

A Dingle was sitting in a pub having a quiet drink as usual when a short well dressed and obviously gay man walked in and sat beside him.
After three or four beers, the gay man leaned over towards the Dingle and
whispered, "Do you want a blow job?"
The Dingle leapt up with fire in his eyes knocked him off his stool and
smacked the shit out of him.
He dragged him out of the bar and left him bruised and battered in the car
park and returned to his seat at the bar.
Not entirely amazed at what just happened the barman quickly brought over
another beer to the Dingle and said,
"I've never seen you react as badly as that before. What did he say to you?"
"I don't know," the Dingle replied. "Something about me getting a job."

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