[Dingle-Dingle]

WARNING!!!
I use shampoo in the shower, AND I just made a terrible discovery!
When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very
clearly on the shampoo label is this warning: "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."
No wonder I have been gaining weight!
Well! I got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering
with Dawn dishwashing soap instead.as It's label reads:

"DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."
Problem solved!
If I don't answer the phone I'll be in the shower!!!

A man is out walking his dog beside a lake when he suddenly sees a
woman just managing to keep her head above water, but then slowly sink.
He dives in, grabs the woman and pulls her to the edge of the lake. He
places her on her back, raises her arms and starts making pumping
movements. Each time he pumps, a thick jet of water shoots out of her
mouth.
In the meantime, a cyclist has stopped and is watching the events,
shaking his head.
The man keeps pumping, but each time a thick jet of water still shoots out of her mouth.
The cyclist just shakes his head and says, "That's never going to work."
"Shut up! I know what I'm doing, I'm a doctor."
"Well," says the cyclist, "I'm a Sapper and I'm telling you if you
don't take her arse out of the water you'll pump the lake dry.



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