12-02-2018, 18:49
Beefy walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to Beefy that they don’t sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, Beefy assures him that he has been buying the stuff from this place on a regular basis, and would like some more.
“I’m sorry,” says the pharmacist, “we don’t have any.”
“But I always get it here,” says Beefy.
“Do you have an old box it comes in?”
“Yes!” says Beefy, “I will go home and get it.”
Beefy returns with the box and hands it to the pharmacist. He looks at it and says to him, “This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.”
The annoyed Beefy snatches the box back and reads out loud from the box: “To apply, push up bottom."
DD
“I’m sorry,” says the pharmacist, “we don’t have any.”
“But I always get it here,” says Beefy.
“Do you have an old box it comes in?”
“Yes!” says Beefy, “I will go home and get it.”
Beefy returns with the box and hands it to the pharmacist. He looks at it and says to him, “This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.”
The annoyed Beefy snatches the box back and reads out loud from the box: “To apply, push up bottom."
DD
Ubique.