03-02-2018, 19:05
Horse is in the pub having a few when spots a donkey in the corner so he nips over to have a natter, donkey asks "what did you do for a living" ?.
Horse says " I ran on the flat in the summer and over the jumps in the winter".
Donkey says "I worked with the kids on blackpool beach" , then he asks "did you win anything" ?.
Horse says "yeah on the flat I won the Oaks, St. Leger and the Derby and over the jumps I won the Grand National and the Gold Cup”.
They arrange to meet at the donkey's house a week later, donkey thinks, "I need to impress this guy he's done everything" , so he buys a big picture of a zebra and hangs it above the fireplace.
The horse arrives and says "lovely place you have here and who's that in the picture on the wall", ?.
Donkey replies " thats me when I played for Juventus !.
Think WBA have a few playing now........... No pride. No passion. No premiership future.
DD
Horse says " I ran on the flat in the summer and over the jumps in the winter".
Donkey says "I worked with the kids on blackpool beach" , then he asks "did you win anything" ?.
Horse says "yeah on the flat I won the Oaks, St. Leger and the Derby and over the jumps I won the Grand National and the Gold Cup”.
They arrange to meet at the donkey's house a week later, donkey thinks, "I need to impress this guy he's done everything" , so he buys a big picture of a zebra and hangs it above the fireplace.
The horse arrives and says "lovely place you have here and who's that in the picture on the wall", ?.
Donkey replies " thats me when I played for Juventus !.
Think WBA have a few playing now........... No pride. No passion. No premiership future.
DD
Ubique.