27-01-2018, 16:51
Bloke goes in to a pub, but instead of the landlord, he’s been replaced by a robot. The bloke asks the robot for a pint, the robot says ‘certainly sir, but may I ask your IQ? “.
“150” answers the bloke.
The robot then talks to him all evening about particle physics, nuclear fission, global warming, all kinds of intelligent things.
Next night, same bloke same pub, but this time he tells the robot his IQ is 120. Robot talks to him all evening about women, guns, rugby, cars...
Next night, same bloke, same robot, but the bloke thinks “I’ll catch him out, so when the robot asks his IQ, he says “85”.
Robot turns back to him and says ‘haaaaaave yoouuuuu goooot youuuur Woooollllllvvvvvves seeeeaasson ticccckkkkket yeeeeeet?....
DD
“150” answers the bloke.
The robot then talks to him all evening about particle physics, nuclear fission, global warming, all kinds of intelligent things.
Next night, same bloke same pub, but this time he tells the robot his IQ is 120. Robot talks to him all evening about women, guns, rugby, cars...
Next night, same bloke, same robot, but the bloke thinks “I’ll catch him out, so when the robot asks his IQ, he says “85”.
Robot turns back to him and says ‘haaaaaave yoouuuuu goooot youuuur Woooollllllvvvvvves seeeeaasson ticccckkkkket yeeeeeet?....
DD
Ubique.