[Dingle-Dingle]

A self-important sex therapist boasted that he could tell how often people had sex,simply by looking at the smile on their face.To test his theory,he filled the room with people of different ages,and went down the line asking each one to smile.His deductions proved correct in every case,until he arrived at the last person in the line,none other than Beefy,who was grinning from ear to ear......"Twice a day," guessed the therapist.......
"No",said Beefy..........
"Once a day?".......
"No".......
"Once a week?".......
"No"..........
"Once a month?".........
"No"..........
"Once every six months?"..........
"No"..........
"Once a year?".........
"Yes".
"Well what the hell have you got to look so happy about."?,snapped the therapist,angry that his theory wasn't working..........
To which Beefy beamed........."Tonight's the night"..........!!!!!.....

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