[Dingle-Dingle]

A Chinese man moved to Yorkshire after years of living in Shanghai. He bought a small piece of land near Selby.
Soon after, his friendly Yorkshire neighbour decided to go across and welcome the new guy. But on his way up to the house, the Yokrie saw the Chinese man running around his front garden chasing about 10 hens. Not wanting to interrupt these 'Chinese customs', he decided to visit the Chinese the next day.
The next day, just as he was about to knock on the front door, he saw through the window the Chinese man urinated into a glass and then drank his own urine. Again not wanting to interrupt another 'Chinese custom', he decided to put the welcome on hold for yet another day.
A day later Yorkie decided to give it one last go, but on his way next door, he saw the Chinese man leading a bull down the drive-way, paused, and then put his head next to the bull's bum.
The Yorkie couldn't take it any more, so he went up to the Chinese and said, 'eh oop lad, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs? I come over to welcome you to the neighbourhood and see you running around the yard after hens. The next day you are pissing in a glass and drinking it, and then today you have your head so close to that bull's bum.'
The Chinese was taken back 'Sorry sir, you no understand. These no Chinese customs. I doing these Yorkshire customs.'
'Wot thee on about lad' said Yorkie, 'those aren't Yorkshire customs.'
'Yes they are. Man at travel agent tell me' replied the Chinese man. 'He say to become true Yorkshire man, you learn to chase chicks, drink piss, and listen to bull-shit!".....

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