24-11-2017, 13:19
I asked my G/F to describe me in five words, she said I’m mature, I’m moral, I’m pure, I’m polite and I’m perfect, then she added that I also had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spacing. .
When I get coffee at Starbucks and the guy asks me my name I read his name tag and say his name and then he's like "Nooo wayy! That's my name too!" and I go like "Nooo wayy!" and I always think I'll get something free but I don't.
Don't ask the dog if they've farted. They'll wag their tail and make it worse!
"You're an angel." I said lovingly to my G/F, as I shoved the Christmas tree up her arse.
Just back from the Conspiracy Theory Club. You wont believe the first xxxx rule!
DD
When I get coffee at Starbucks and the guy asks me my name I read his name tag and say his name and then he's like "Nooo wayy! That's my name too!" and I go like "Nooo wayy!" and I always think I'll get something free but I don't.
Don't ask the dog if they've farted. They'll wag their tail and make it worse!
"You're an angel." I said lovingly to my G/F, as I shoved the Christmas tree up her arse.
Just back from the Conspiracy Theory Club. You wont believe the first xxxx rule!
DD
Ubique.