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Name the venue and year that a boxer had a shit on the floor straight after being awarded the title………………… Answer at the bottom.

TV advertisers, remember at Christmas that we aren't interested in your products at all, we just want you to fight to the death to see who can enchant us the most.

Wimbledon Common public toilets attract the weirdest people. The guy in the trap next to me has four feet and two of them are dislocated!

After almost a year in a coma I am having to learn the basics again. Like how to walk, how to talk, how to feed myself, and how not to argue with my G/F at the top of the stairs.

Marriage! Been there, done that, she's got the tee shirt.

Christmas must be close; I've just seen my first Cadbury creme egg.

The white trails behind high flying aircraft are not Government inspired Chem trails but the result of people smoking in the toilets.

Women are saying the Sensitive New Age Guy (SNAG) no longer exists. They’re right. I’m a Caring Understanding Nice Type of a guy.

“Sorry” seems to be the hardest word. Unless you’re Chinese, then it’s “squirrel”…

. When alone in a lift with a stranger, take their hand, to reassure them you're not a threat...

Motorists. Pretend you're on a rollercoaster by sticking your hands in the air as you drive past a speed camera.

............. Crufts 1987.

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