16-11-2017, 17:31
A very elderly man was sitting on a park bench and crying his eyes out.
Eventually a kind lady went up to him and asked him what was wrong.
"It's my 100th birthday today" he said, "and all my friends and neighbours are coming to my house for a big celebration"
"There'll be champagne and good food and, I'm told they've arranged a couple of gogo dancers to perform for me"
"Well" said the kind lady, "I don't understand why you are crying, what's wrong".
The old man wiped away a tear and said sadly " I can't remember where I live".
Eventually a kind lady went up to him and asked him what was wrong.
"It's my 100th birthday today" he said, "and all my friends and neighbours are coming to my house for a big celebration"
"There'll be champagne and good food and, I'm told they've arranged a couple of gogo dancers to perform for me"
"Well" said the kind lady, "I don't understand why you are crying, what's wrong".
The old man wiped away a tear and said sadly " I can't remember where I live".
Some days I'm top dog, most days I'm just the lamp post.