13-11-2017, 13:48
Nine-year-old Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School.
"Well, Mum, our teacher told us how God sent Moses deep behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had the SBS recce it, he deployed snipers to cover approaches, he then had his army of Engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. Once they were across he radioed Joint Force Headquarters for reinforcements to deny enemy pursuit. They sent RAF typhoon bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved."
"Now, Johnny, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his Mother asked.
"Well, no, Mum, but, if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never fuckin believe it!"
DD
"Well, Mum, our teacher told us how God sent Moses deep behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had the SBS recce it, he deployed snipers to cover approaches, he then had his army of Engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. Once they were across he radioed Joint Force Headquarters for reinforcements to deny enemy pursuit. They sent RAF typhoon bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved."
"Now, Johnny, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his Mother asked.
"Well, no, Mum, but, if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never fuckin believe it!"
DD
Ubique.