28-10-2017, 16:50
I was at the cinema with the G/F when I noticed a load of 50 pound notes on the floor. I picked them up and said to the missus,
"Here put these down your knickers until we get out,"
After the film finished and we got out I said to her, "Give me that money then."
She felt in her knickers and said, "Oh my God! It's gone! It must have been that bloke sat next to me"
"Furfucksakes!!!" I said "Why did you let some bloke put his hand in your knickers?"
"Well, how the hell was I supposed to know he was a thief?" She replied.
DD
"Here put these down your knickers until we get out,"
After the film finished and we got out I said to her, "Give me that money then."
She felt in her knickers and said, "Oh my God! It's gone! It must have been that bloke sat next to me"
"Furfucksakes!!!" I said "Why did you let some bloke put his hand in your knickers?"
"Well, how the hell was I supposed to know he was a thief?" She replied.
DD
Ubique.