09-10-2017, 15:18
A Frenchman, an Italian and an Englishman are sitting next to each other on a long haul flight.
After a few cocktails the men begin discussing their home lives.
“Last night” said the Frenchman,” I made love to my wife four times and, this morning she made me delicious crepes for my breakfast and, she told me how much she adored me”.
“Ah last night” said the Italian, “I made love to my wife six times and this morning she made me a wonderful omelette and said that she could never love another man”
“And what about you?” the Frenchman smugly asked the Englishman, “How many times did you make love to your wife last night?”
“Just once”, replied the Englishman.
“Only once” laughed the Italian, “and what did she say to you this morning?”
“Don’t stop”, said the Englishman.
After a few cocktails the men begin discussing their home lives.
“Last night” said the Frenchman,” I made love to my wife four times and, this morning she made me delicious crepes for my breakfast and, she told me how much she adored me”.
“Ah last night” said the Italian, “I made love to my wife six times and this morning she made me a wonderful omelette and said that she could never love another man”
“And what about you?” the Frenchman smugly asked the Englishman, “How many times did you make love to your wife last night?”
“Just once”, replied the Englishman.
“Only once” laughed the Italian, “and what did she say to you this morning?”
“Don’t stop”, said the Englishman.
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