08-09-2017, 13:42
Got my TV licence through today. Framed and proudly displayed on wall as you come in front door. Can't wait to see the G/F's face when she comes home and sees me legally wearing her knickers and tights.
I've recently converted two rooms in our house into one. We now have a 22 foot ceiling in our living room.
'I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter’ was originally going to be called ‘Butter, My Аrѕe'.
Doctors researching the causes of Sudden Testicular Thrombosis Syndrome abandoned the study after learning that sufferers had previously answered the question "Does my arse look big in this?"
The first born child of a British Army Gurkha is called a Gherkin.
Much in the same way as bees make honey from pollen, wasps harvest hatred and spin it into marmite.
Eddie Stobart has this morning denied naming one of their lorries 'Tess Tickles', by dismissing the rumour as complete bollocks
If you've ate something dodgy and you want to make yourself sick stick one finger in your mouth and one up your bum......if that don't work swap fingers.
DD
I've recently converted two rooms in our house into one. We now have a 22 foot ceiling in our living room.
'I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter’ was originally going to be called ‘Butter, My Аrѕe'.
Doctors researching the causes of Sudden Testicular Thrombosis Syndrome abandoned the study after learning that sufferers had previously answered the question "Does my arse look big in this?"
The first born child of a British Army Gurkha is called a Gherkin.
Much in the same way as bees make honey from pollen, wasps harvest hatred and spin it into marmite.
Eddie Stobart has this morning denied naming one of their lorries 'Tess Tickles', by dismissing the rumour as complete bollocks
If you've ate something dodgy and you want to make yourself sick stick one finger in your mouth and one up your bum......if that don't work swap fingers.
DD
Ubique.