01-09-2017, 14:05
I have a pet tree… It’s like having a pet dog but the bark is much quieter.
ALWAYS carry a length of string in your pocket in case someone asks the inevitable question, and you'll have the answer.
My G/F just said to me, “Look at these, I’ve had them since we got engaged 20 years ago and they still fit me.”
I said, “It’s a xxxx scarf and a pair of flip flops you fat twat.”
If you Think Mayweather/Mcgregor was the biggest fight of the year, just wait until my G/F finds out I paid £100 to see it on pay for view.
I’m taking my G/F skydiving. So if you see a solar eclipse today, don’t be surprised.
A woman is not an object, do not treat it like one!!
. If you are going camping in the countryside Don't sleep in a little white tent, because whenever the police find a dead body it's always in one of them xxxx things.
Avoid running out of cigarette papers by opening them at the other side. When the running out slip appears you'll still have approximately 40 left.
DD Catch up time lol.
ALWAYS carry a length of string in your pocket in case someone asks the inevitable question, and you'll have the answer.
My G/F just said to me, “Look at these, I’ve had them since we got engaged 20 years ago and they still fit me.”
I said, “It’s a xxxx scarf and a pair of flip flops you fat twat.”
If you Think Mayweather/Mcgregor was the biggest fight of the year, just wait until my G/F finds out I paid £100 to see it on pay for view.
I’m taking my G/F skydiving. So if you see a solar eclipse today, don’t be surprised.
A woman is not an object, do not treat it like one!!
. If you are going camping in the countryside Don't sleep in a little white tent, because whenever the police find a dead body it's always in one of them xxxx things.
Avoid running out of cigarette papers by opening them at the other side. When the running out slip appears you'll still have approximately 40 left.
DD Catch up time lol.
Ubique.