16-11-2014, 03:52
A scotsman and his wife went on a Holiday to Israel once. Of course the mother-in-law insisted on going with them and they had no choice but to let her come. Sadly she had a stroke and died on the second day. The authorities offered to bury her in Israel for free or to send her Body back to scotland for 7000 Pounds. The scotsman declined the first offer and wanted her to be flown back home.
An official asked, "Why sir, here she will be buried in the land of God and it won´t cost you a penny"
The scotsman said, "Listen son, 2 thousand years ago a man called Jesus died here and within a week he was up and living again and i´m no teken any chances!"
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An official asked, "Why sir, here she will be buried in the land of God and it won´t cost you a penny"
The scotsman said, "Listen son, 2 thousand years ago a man called Jesus died here and within a week he was up and living again and i´m no teken any chances!"
DD
Ubique.