16-08-2017, 23:13
A man was driving down a country road and was flagged down by a policeman on a motorbike.
The policeman said “ Excuse me sir, but there’s a lady about a mile back who says that she’s your wife and that she fell out of the car when you went over a bump in the road”
“Thank God for that” the man said “I thought that I’d gone deaf.
The policeman said “ Excuse me sir, but there’s a lady about a mile back who says that she’s your wife and that she fell out of the car when you went over a bump in the road”
“Thank God for that” the man said “I thought that I’d gone deaf.
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