16-08-2017, 16:19
Hoo-bleedin-ray. Finally got reply from my MP. It wasn't what I hoped, and it was rude of him to call me a c*nt (my asterisk - not his) on House of Commons headed paper!
I've written 7 letters to him suggesting prison sentences for any right-handers publicly using their fork in their right hand.
I actually suggested amputation in my last letter, to which he's finally (rudely) replied. I'd said I'm fed up with American sayings and habits creeping into the English way of life. And that you'd never have seen any twat shovelling food right-handed (when they are RH) back in the 50s, and indeed, I was made to go without pudding once at school for not balancing peas onto the awkward side of my left-hand fork, let alone my right-hand!!
His response (you should see it) had 5 f*cks, 1 c*nt, and 4 w*nkers in it (my asterisks). I think he's got the message, though, because he alluded to my joining these offenders "in a f*cking big prison in Siberia". That's recognition I suppose.
I've written 7 letters to him suggesting prison sentences for any right-handers publicly using their fork in their right hand.
I actually suggested amputation in my last letter, to which he's finally (rudely) replied. I'd said I'm fed up with American sayings and habits creeping into the English way of life. And that you'd never have seen any twat shovelling food right-handed (when they are RH) back in the 50s, and indeed, I was made to go without pudding once at school for not balancing peas onto the awkward side of my left-hand fork, let alone my right-hand!!
His response (you should see it) had 5 f*cks, 1 c*nt, and 4 w*nkers in it (my asterisks). I think he's got the message, though, because he alluded to my joining these offenders "in a f*cking big prison in Siberia". That's recognition I suppose.
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