11-08-2017, 23:16
A woman was ordering a meal in this posh restaurant.
“I’d like the lamb chops please” she said, “and make them lean would you?”
“Certainly madam” replied the waiter, “In which direction?”
“I’d like the lamb chops please” she said, “and make them lean would you?”
“Certainly madam” replied the waiter, “In which direction?”

Some days I'm top dog, most days I'm just the lamp post.