08-08-2017, 08:59
A Scotsman and an American were talking about the game of golf.
The American said, “In most parts of the US we can’t play the game in winter. We have to wait until the spring”.
“Och ye big softies” replied the Scot, “surely ye can play if ye put a will to it? We dinna let the snow and cold fess us”
The Yank looked doubtful “Well what do you do” he said, “paint your balls black”?
“No” replied the surprised Scot, ”We’ll just put on a thick pair of thermal troosers”.
The American said, “In most parts of the US we can’t play the game in winter. We have to wait until the spring”.
“Och ye big softies” replied the Scot, “surely ye can play if ye put a will to it? We dinna let the snow and cold fess us”
The Yank looked doubtful “Well what do you do” he said, “paint your balls black”?
“No” replied the surprised Scot, ”We’ll just put on a thick pair of thermal troosers”.
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