16-07-2017, 22:52
A man suggests to his wife, "Darling, shall we try swapping positions tonight."
"That's a great idea," she replies. "Why don't you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and break wind."
"That's a great idea," she replies. "Why don't you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and break wind."

Some days I'm top dog, most days I'm just the lamp post.