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A mother had three virgin daughters. All three of them were getting married at the same time.
The mother was very worried about the start of her daughter's sexual life, and asked them all to send her at least a few words about how things were going.
Just two days after the wedding the first one sent a postcard from Hawaii. On top of it there was just one word: "Nescafe".
Her mother ran into the kitchen, found a jar of"Nescafe" coffee and read on the label: "Blessing" until the  last drop".
The mother blushed, but was satisfied with her daughter's happiness.

The second daughter sent the postcard from Jamaica a few days later, where she read "Benson n Hedges" cigars. She immediately went to her husband’s room, where she found his packet of cigars and read
"Extra Long cigars. King Size". She again shyly blushed, but was happy for her daughter.

The third daughter had gone on honeymoon to the Caribbean. Mother was waiting for a week – nothing.  
A week later - nothing again.
Only after month did she finally receive a postcard, where with the trembling hand was written. "British Airways".
Mother quickly found a holiday brochure and began to look for their advertising slogan, and to her horror read:

"Three times a day, seven days a week, in both ends!"