05-07-2017, 22:59
A woman places an ad in the local newspaper.
“I’m looking for a man with three qualifications:-
1) he won’t beat me up,
2) he won’t run away from me, and
3) he is great in bed.”
Two days later her doorbell rings. “Hi, I’m Tim”, says the man, “I’m answering your advert”
“Look I have no arms so I can’t beat you, and no legs so I can't run away.”
“What makes you think you are great in bed?” the woman asks.
Tim replies, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”
“I’m looking for a man with three qualifications:-
1) he won’t beat me up,
2) he won’t run away from me, and
3) he is great in bed.”
Two days later her doorbell rings. “Hi, I’m Tim”, says the man, “I’m answering your advert”
“Look I have no arms so I can’t beat you, and no legs so I can't run away.”
“What makes you think you are great in bed?” the woman asks.
Tim replies, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”
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