04-07-2017, 10:30
(This post was last modified: 04-07-2017, 10:38 by Worldclassalbion.)
**********WARNING MORRISONS**********
2 Stunning eastern European girls are scamming drivers at Morrisons by offering to wash their cars for them topless. They remove their tops and Then ask for a lift to a certain destination. The one in the front apparently starts rubbing the drivers crotch area and eventually ends up giving him a Blow Job. while she is doing this the one in the back steals your wallet!!!
I was scammed myself on Wednesday, Twice on Thursday, again on Friday and Saturday!!!
Bloke goes in a bar and says to the barman, 20 shots of Whiskey please. Barman lines them up. The bloke as quick as lightning downs them all in an instant.
'Bloody hell' says the Barman 'you drank those fast'
Bloke replies 'You'd drink fast if you'd got what I've got'
Barman looking worried 'Why what have you got?'
Bloke replies '50 pence'
2 Stunning eastern European girls are scamming drivers at Morrisons by offering to wash their cars for them topless. They remove their tops and Then ask for a lift to a certain destination. The one in the front apparently starts rubbing the drivers crotch area and eventually ends up giving him a Blow Job. while she is doing this the one in the back steals your wallet!!!
I was scammed myself on Wednesday, Twice on Thursday, again on Friday and Saturday!!!
Bloke goes in a bar and says to the barman, 20 shots of Whiskey please. Barman lines them up. The bloke as quick as lightning downs them all in an instant.
'Bloody hell' says the Barman 'you drank those fast'
Bloke replies 'You'd drink fast if you'd got what I've got'
Barman looking worried 'Why what have you got?'
Bloke replies '50 pence'
BLACK COUNTRY BY BIRTH, ALBION BY THE GRACE OF GOD AND MY OLD MAN
You go in the cage? cage goes in the water, sharks in the water....Our Shark
Ultrinque Paratus
You go in the cage? cage goes in the water, sharks in the water....Our Shark
Ultrinque Paratus