01-07-2017, 23:10
During a blind date a man and a woman were telling each other something about their pasts.
The man said, "Do you know I found a genie once and he granted me a wish of either having a longer penis or a better memory".
"And which did you choose?" the woman asked.
A man replied "I don't remember".
The man said, "Do you know I found a genie once and he granted me a wish of either having a longer penis or a better memory".
"And which did you choose?" the woman asked.
A man replied "I don't remember".
Some days I'm top dog, most days I'm just the lamp post.