25-06-2017, 09:22
A teenage boy is invited for lunch for the first time at his new girlfriend’s house.
But he made some bad food choices earlier, and now he can’t avoid farting when they're all seated at the table.
The girlfriend's dad shouts at the large dog that is sitting under the boy’s chair: “Rex!”
Seeing that the father thought it was the dog, the boy is much relieved.
A minute later the boy has to fart again - and again audibly. The father snaps at the dog again: “REX!!”
The boy is relieved again that the father thought it was the dog.
Ten minutes later the boy farts again.
The father shouts: “Rex, come here at once before that boy craps on your head.”
But he made some bad food choices earlier, and now he can’t avoid farting when they're all seated at the table.
The girlfriend's dad shouts at the large dog that is sitting under the boy’s chair: “Rex!”
Seeing that the father thought it was the dog, the boy is much relieved.
A minute later the boy has to fart again - and again audibly. The father snaps at the dog again: “REX!!”
The boy is relieved again that the father thought it was the dog.
Ten minutes later the boy farts again.
The father shouts: “Rex, come here at once before that boy craps on your head.”
Some days I'm top dog, most days I'm just the lamp post.