12-06-2017, 13:02
A man visits his Doctor and admits that his problem is one of premature ejaculation.
It proves to be quite a long session until the Doc asks if the guy is frightened of any thing.
The man has to admit that he is frightened by sudden loud noises so the Doc suggests that he finds some way to frighten himself to delay when nearing his orgasm.
Several days go by when the Doctor, out shopping sees the man limping along ahead of him in obvious pain.
Doctor stops to ask what is the matter and the man says,
"I took your advice and bought myself a starter pistol which I kept on the bedside cabinet."
"A few days ago my wife and I were engaged in the 69 position when I suddenly realised I wasn't going to be able to last much longer, so I reached for the pistol."
"Well what happened then?" asked the Doctor.
"I fired it twice" said the man, "My wife farted in my face, bit two inches of my c*ck and the next door neighbour rushed out of the wardrobe with his hands in the air"
It proves to be quite a long session until the Doc asks if the guy is frightened of any thing.
The man has to admit that he is frightened by sudden loud noises so the Doc suggests that he finds some way to frighten himself to delay when nearing his orgasm.
Several days go by when the Doctor, out shopping sees the man limping along ahead of him in obvious pain.
Doctor stops to ask what is the matter and the man says,
"I took your advice and bought myself a starter pistol which I kept on the bedside cabinet."
"A few days ago my wife and I were engaged in the 69 position when I suddenly realised I wasn't going to be able to last much longer, so I reached for the pistol."
"Well what happened then?" asked the Doctor.
"I fired it twice" said the man, "My wife farted in my face, bit two inches of my c*ck and the next door neighbour rushed out of the wardrobe with his hands in the air"
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